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I have collected a list of insults which can help you win a verbal argument if you find yourself in situations where people insult you as a joke. Be careful though. Don’t jump to conclusions and don’t lose your temper. Always try to understand the difference between teasing and bullying. Don\u2019t open the door to the devil. If you get upset, you will only make the situation worse!<\/div>\n

If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I’d get change.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If I throw a stick, will you go away?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You sir, are the reason god created the middle finger.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m jealous of all the people who haven’t met you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hold still. I\u2019m trying to imagine you with personality.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It\u2019s impossible to underestimate you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I\u2019m not insulting you, I\u2019m describing you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You are the human version of period cramps.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I may love to shop but I will never buy your bull.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You’re as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Our kid must have gotten his brain from you! I still have mine.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You are like a cloud. When you disappear, it\u2019s a beautiful day.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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