A police officer stops a driver who is speeding. The driver's wife is also in the car.

Man: "I was only driving 50 kilometers per hour."
Wife: "Why are you lying? You were driving 80!"
Man: "Woman, shut up!"
Police officer: "And you’re not wearing a seatbelt."
Man: "I just took it off since you stopped me."
Wife: "You’re lying again, you didn’t even have a seatbelt on!"
Man: "Woman, please shut up!"
Police officer: "Ma’am, does he always talk to you like this?"
Wife: "No, only when he’s had too much to drink!"

Polici e ndalon një automobilist i cili e kishte tejkaluar shpejtësinë. Në automobil ishte edhe gruaja e automobilistit.

Burri: “Isha duke shkuar 50 kilometra në orë”
Gruaja: “Pse po gënjen, ti ishe duke shkuar 80.”
Burri: “Grua, mbylle gojën ti!”
Polici: “Po ju se keni vënë as rripin e sigurisë.”
Burri: “E hoqa tani, pasi më ndaluat ju.”
Gruaja: “Prapë po rren ti, rripin nuk e kishe.”
Burri: “Grua. Mbylle moj gojën!”.
Polici: “Zonjë, gjithmonë flet ky kështu me ju?”
Gruaja: “Jo jo, vetëm kur ka pirë tepër.”